Compare Super Bowl resumes with your dad on national TV? Check.
Pound down a brew in public and chase it with a long pull of Grey Goose? You bet.
Splay out across a moving vehicle Titanic-style during your victory parade? Done.
What will Chris Long do next?
There were two pluses to the often-obnoxious New England Patriots lifting their latest Lombardi. The first was watching an embarrassed Roger Goodell run a 4.2 40-yard dash off the stage following the trophy presentation. Football's cartel king wasn't fast enough to avoid a healthy dose of boos from New England fans who will never forgive him for the Deflategate debacle.