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Faster than a speeding bullet? More powerful than a locomotive? Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Superman. No, it’s not LA Rams’ new quarterback Matthew Stafford. You should have known from the first sentence because Matthew Stafford is not faster than a speeding bullet. He is a throwback pocket passer, a player who will not run to daylight.
Rather, he will shuffle, glide, sidestep, and even duck, but will remain rather fixed in one position and use any number of angles and throwing motions to get the football past the outstretched arms of the defenders and into the hands of his receivers.