The Los Angeles Rams’ defense is reminiscent of a trip to Taco Bell with about four bucks in your wallet (how’s that for a metaphorical hard cap?).
Do you go for quantity? Maybe you buy a crispy taco, a soft taco, those lame nachos with no meat, and maybe a Frito burrito. Or maybe you feel a little splashier so you cop a Mexican Pizza in all of its cheesy spender. You still have a dollar left after ordering, so you add a little filler, probably a bean burrito.
The Rams have a bunch of Mexican Pizzas on their defensive line and secondary, and then filled out their order with a bunch of bean burritos at the linebacker positions.