Okay, it’s time for the entire Los Angeles Rams fan base to take a cruise to a far away place that we’ve only heard about from irritating friends in places like Pittsburgh and Foxboro: the enchanted Isle of Lombardi.
A few of us have actually seen this place a lifetime ago, while some of us have only the heard stories. The journey should take about four months, but we have a reasonably sturdy ship, a yacht some might even say, named the Goffinator. Everything is going well, in fact the captain of this ship, Gared Joff, makes very few mistakes, and in fact begins to make some bold moves to cut down on travel time.