Of all the revelations, all the horrors that come with blasphemy and indignity, Kobe Bryant saved one of his biggest surprises for his last game in Boston.
He likes green.
"It's actually my favorite color," he said, and a million Lakers fans winced, not to mention Jerry West, who won't even wear green underwear because of the hated Celtics.
"It's been my favorite color forever," Bryant continued. "I've always loved it. It's a little weird, isn't it?"
Everything in the past month has been a bit weird.