Presto chango, wacko smacko, all this reconstituted Clippers gear is getting the cityfolk all geared up, enough to where everyone who accepts the free cotton-twill billboards are being encouraged to burn their Lakers stuff and go flashmob with an “I Love L.A.” video 2.0.
Even Randy Newman doesn’t find that real randy.
P.T. Ballmer thinks he knows how this all works by now, as he was told to hand out cupcakes the other day to make sure people ate it up, and not to imply this was how other teams saw the Clippers over the last few postseasons.