Your phone buzzes in your pocket, a bead of sweat trickles down your brow as you see a Twitter notification appear on your phone.
“Oh my god, it’s rizz god Shams Charania!”
The trickle turns into a flow of perspiration.
“LeBron James will be re-evaluated in...”
Now there’s a bonafide river with tributaries flowing down the bridge of your nose and onto your cheeks, the Nile stares at you in awe.
“....two weeks.”
Ah yes, the tried and true “injury return timeline”.