There’s a promo airing for the new Andrew Dice Clay horribly scented TV series, the lapsed comedian and his dim-witted sidekick in a Las Vegas restaurant digging into a meal.
“How much do you think Kobe Bryant gets for every one of these Kobe steaks?” the lesser of two evils chirps to the Dice Man.
So now you’ve got a beef with how Kobe is doing his business?
If Bryant milked his career for $680 million in salary and endorsements the past 20 years, a record for a player in a team sport, would that even cover the cost of every seat at Staples Center for his Wednesday career finale?