The notoriously poor winter stretch for the Kings didn't go as expected this year. They cruised to a franchise best 10-3-1 record for the month of December. There have to be some odd forces at work. These are our best theories.
Look, we all know that we suspect Dwight King of something peculiar. No one naturally smiles that much. He was conspicuously absent from the Kings roster until the month of December. I'm no expert in ancient occult mysticism, but three months sounds about right for a complex ritual involving the sacrifice of one's own bodily integrity.