HELL ON EARTH.
[Introduction]
DOC: Hello everyone we're LIVE on the air here at Amalie Arena in Tampa Bay. We're gonna KNIFE AHEAD with the broadcast now
EDDIE: Really gonna need the Lightning to win the game tonight, I lost all of my money on the ponies yesterday. I love horses.
PIERRE: I'm standing 3 inches from Sidney Crosby and his neck smells like oranges. Got a feeling he's gonna have a MONSTER game
[First Period]
DOC: Callahan is MATRICULATING HIS WAY through the offensive zone and he CROMULATES a shot on goal.