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Everything is Terrible: Kings Trade for Dion Phaneuf

In the middle of the third period, when the Los Angeles Kings were handily losing to Cam Ward and the team with the worst average save percentage in the National Hockey League, some terrible news came down the pipeline.

It’s believed Dion Phaneuf has been pulled from OTT-PIT game to facilitate a trade to LAK.

— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) February 14, 2018

Initial reactions to this: what the fuck? Why? Fire Rob Blake. No, really, fire Rob Blake. WHY?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?