Get to know them, except only know them how I know them, through terrible jokes.
It's time to preview the upcoming season, and I thought it'd be cool if we got to know all of our new players. Everyone does that, though, so I just decided to write a bunch of bad puns here instead of tweeting them throughout the year. This is just efficient blogging.
Of course, hockey is unpredictable, and new situations will give way to new puns. That is just what hockey is: bad jokes and people yelling at me for making them.
The Kings signed Christian Ehrhoff to fill out their defensive core.