True story: I was looking for a new dry cleaner in my neighborhood and popped into a little shop close to Starbucks. The dude behind the counter...was wearing a LAFC jacket. Even worse, I had already stepped in the door and couldn’t turn back. “Ehh” I figured, “Might as well take advantage of the situation”.
So I talked for a minute about how great Mark-Anthony Kaye was and came back three days later to discover they did a stellar job on my pants. Only after paying did I declare “This Galaxy fan thanks you for your service”.