Thanks to SoSG reader Mr. F for this nugget (probably not the right word to be using here, but you get the idea).
Dodgers utility infielder tweeted this, which made people think he was traded (not to mention the comment, below):
Yikes! So Kike then tweeted this:
Oh sorry people, didn't realize there was a trade going on! Just meant that today was track day! ufffdufffdufffdufffdufffdufffd
— Enrique Hernandez (@kikehndez) December 16, 2015
Whoops. Don't fart and tweet, Kike!
In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about.