Immediately after last night’s game, the FBI, in concert with the LAPD and Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department executed arrest warrants upon the following Dodgers under various charges:
- Corey Seager – Impersonating a hitter
- Edwin Rios – Jumping out of a boat and not hitting water
- AJ Pollock – Engaging in conduct detrimental to the Dodgers
- Mookie Betts – Impersonating a team leader
- Justin Turner – Failure to lead and field
- Dennis Santana – Impersonating a pitcher
- Sheldon Neuse – Arrested for hitting .111
- Dave Roberts – Possession of a controlled substance that puts ballplayers to sleep
Andrew Friedman was asked about his team’s execution and replied “I am all for it!