TBD vs. Bartolo Colon (3-3, 4.16), 7p
TBD vs. Cole Hamels (3-6, 3.86), 7p
In a short two-game series, The Dodgers are seeing very different starting pitchers from the visiting Texas Rangers. Tonight, we see a gargantuan mound of flesh so large, his belly can withstand a 102-mph comebacker and simply reverberate like a jello mold. In tomorrow's game, we see a spindly toothpick who fancies himself a runway model when he's not pitching.
And that's the long and the short of it. Or, the fat and the skinny of it.
It shouldn't matter much for the Dodgers, whose recent clawing back to a one-game-over-.