"Aren't you a little bloated for a stormtrooper?"
Fri 5/5 6.40p: Clayton Kershaw (5-1, 1.89) vs. Joe Musgrove (1-0, 10.80)
Sat 5/6 5.40p: Dustin May (3-1, 3.15) vs. Yu Darvish (1-2, 3.60)
Sun 5/7 4.10p: Julio Urias (4-3, 3.86) vs. Blake Snell (1-4, 5.28)
The Padres certainly bulked up this offseason, filling up their bloated lineup with signing shortstop Xander Bogaerts (11 years, $280M); extending Manny Machado (11 years, $350M) and Yu Darvish (6 years, $108M); and reaching one-year deals with Juan Soto ($23M) and Josh Hader ($14.1M), not to mention a rash of other deals that helped push San Diego's commitments to over $1B over the next decade.