Rick Fucking Porcello outpitched Walker Buehler and the Los Angeles Dodgers made a bunch of odd roster moves Friday, giving me a thrilling recap to post.
At least if they lose like this in reality, I have funny clips and gifs to post about all the bad things that happened. Instead, I just get to tell you the New York Mets (37-20?!) beat the Dodgers (32-24) 6-1 in today’s fake game. Please tell me in the comments where they played better than in this hellish sim Dustin has created.
“I like the roll we’re on,” said the second choice for New York’s manager, Luis Rojas.