As far as I am concerned, there are only Eleven things wrong with the Dodgers right about now:
- They can’t hit with runners on base;
- They can’t hit with the bases empty;
- The starting pitchers (other than the New Ace- Old Man Kershaw) are pitching from erratic to horrible;
- The relief pitchers are worse;
- The pitchers cannot hold runners;
- The Runners are stealing the Dodgers Blind;
- The Dodgers can’t steal – They evidently think that is violating one of the Ten Commandments!
- The Rookies are struggling;
- The Vets are struggling;
- Nobody hits, or everybody hits;
- Dave Roberts can’t manage… because you can’t manage a trainwreck.