Games 95-97 Thread: July 12-14 @ Tigers

i have no internet (no, i am not in houston).

and, i am furious about the dodgers rolling over and playing dead in philadelphia. our starters suck. gavin lux cannot field nor hit. shohei is swinging wildly at the plate. pages and outman can't handle outfield fly balls. kiké is worthless.

so this thread, from my iphone, will have to do for now.

In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about. So we turn our gaze upon ourselves. Longtime readers of SoSG—hi Mom!—may recognize the individual styles of my esteemed colleagues, but for those who don't, here's a SoSG primer:

STEVE SAX: Saxy is prolific and thoughtful, and a bit more fond of puns and puzzles than most. He's unafraid to be…