The case of the missing H.
Tyler Glasnow (1-0, 0.00) vs. Cristopher Sanchez (0-0, 1.69).
Holy cow, this game is on early. How am I going to watch this from church?
In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about. So we turn our gaze upon ourselves. Longtime readers of SoSG—hi Mom!—may recognize the individual styles of my esteemed colleagues, but for those who don't, here's a SoSG primer:

STEVE SAX: Saxy is prolific and thoughtful, and a bit more fond of puns and puzzles than most.