Goood stuff, mang good flippin stuff.
Chris Heisey hit a grand slam (!!!!) to cap a 6 run 5th inning and the Dodgers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 6-3 to solidify the position that THE DODGERS ARE WINNING THE DAMN DIVISION YOU GUYS.
That is what Chris Heisey does to twitter, unadulterated glee. He went 383 days between his home runs, but this one was pretty pretty meaningful, almost making his existence tolerable. He sure did give this account something to grin about. I’ll venture that May 29th was the last time he did anything good prior to this game.