Welcome to — Boom! — Dodger Stadium — Bam! — for the — Pow! — home opener.
They attacked so fast. They swung so furiously. Fans could barely breathe. The St. Louis Cardinals could barely think.
When the Dodgers opened Chavez Ravine for the 2024 season Thursday afternoon, the front porch was adorned with their glittering new centerpiece, the three former MVPs who occupy the first three spots in their batting order.
Mookie Betts, Shohei Ohtani, Freddie Freeman.
Dread, doom, destruction.