"FireDoc-ky" (with apologies to Lewis Carroll and "Jabberwocky")
Watch Bickford with his frilly locks
Gaze vacantly at batter's box
Ryan Madson’s meatball sails
Baez caused chewing fingernails
Beware the bullypen my son!
The pen that blows! No relief in sight!
Doc even made fans Kershaw boo
(though 2020 saved by you-know-who).
But Treinen Sweeps, and Stanton Weeps
Buetane wipes out Dugie Howser
And has thou slain the FireDoc?
Oh Frabjous Day! Sborz! Chargois!
In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about.