No, that's not a new romance novel about an unholy Oompa Loompa / Smurf affair.
The Seven Train has come to Petco. A hive of scum and villainy with a deep love for all things Wright.
And the mets fans are here in full force. Just in time to see Big Sexy get his first homer.
Here's to old
Men going yard. And fans who have trouble pronouncing "water".
In the dead of winter, there's not much baseball to talk about. So we turn our gaze upon ourselves.