What to do when the team you live and die for fills its bench with a bunch of guys you'd like to choke to death with your bare hands?
You know the dirty feeling you get when you're dating a girl that you really don't like all that much? I mean, sure, she's bodacious and bendy, so that part's all good. But she also won't shut up about her stupid job at the flower shop, and she dots her i's with little hearts, and sometimes she says things that make you think she sorta kinda might be a little bit racist.