In one of the most outrageous events in NBA history, the Clippers appear to have successfully wooed DeAndre Jordan away from Dallas... and are now just hangin' out in his house until midnight eastern time, when a contract can be officially signed.
This is the craziest thing that has happened to you this week.
Locked out of the house are Mark Cuban, Chandler Parsons, and DeAndre's own agent, Dan Fegan, which is pretty spectacular when you think about it. There used to be a time when players collected offers and chose, but the desperation from both teams seems to be too much for conventional measures in this case.