Wednesday, June 16 saw Wednesday, June 2 and said hold my beer.
If you don't fully recollect what unfolded in the basketball world exactly two weeks ago (weird, but OK), allow me to remind you: Mike Krzyzewski announced he will retire after next season, Danny Ainge moved on from the Boston Celtics, Brad Stevens was promoted to GM and Joel Embiid had an MCL tear.
To be fair, we've lived some life since then ... Specifically in the hours since 9 a.m. ET today.
If the NBA were my internet I would have unplugged and attempted to reboot the router hours ago.