2014-2015 Exit Interviews: Dahntay Jones

Name: Dahntay Lavall Jones

Age: 34

Years in NBA: 10 (Wait, what?)

Years with Clippers: 0.5

2014-2015 Salary: $387,632. Does not include in-kind value of shrimp he smuggled home from post-game spread in gym bag.

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent. Expected to sign multi-year deal as Uber driver come July.

Key Stats: 33 games played; 3.7 MPG; 0.6 PPG; 0.3 RPG; 7.4 EDCPG (exaggerated dunk celebrations per game, second in league to Leandro Barbosa)

In A Nutshell

A few years back, a company I was working for hired a temp worker that I still think about every now and then.