It’s not February, so of course The NFL Team That Used To Be Here’s season ended Sunday — and, actually, a little late, in that recently the New Year’s baby hasn’t come in wearing powder blue and gold diapers.
Now that the Judases’ 2018 season has flopped to a close with their preposterous defeat in New England, the school year has ended, and the professor is obligated to post his final team report card:
Quarterbacks: B
Philip Rivers, again, didn’t win enough to earn a finger measurement from a jeweler. He may have been having his best overall year, at times brilliant and a talked-about MVP candidate — until December.