What’s a nice looking blog-reader like you doing in a place like this? Well, make yourself at home. You’re probably here to gather some wisdom from our most famous patron, aren’t you? You pronounced that pa-trone, didn’t you? Heh. You’ll do just fine here. You’re not the first today.
The guy you’re looking for is over there in the corner. That’s right, him over there.
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They used to call him all kinds of things. The Degenerate Gambler, that’s what most knew him as. Some know him as the Most Interesting Gambler In the World.