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Joey Bosa better be a Mother F*#%*@! Beast

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Joey Bosa better be a Mother F*#%*@! Beast when he takes the field Sunday.

No, I mean it.

He needs to be a freaky force of nature, the type that’s able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The kind of player that is must-see every play that he's on the field, and every play he's not on the field, you're going crazy asking why the hell isn't he.

He's got to be the type of player future rookies will be compared to.

I’m hoping that on Sunday when he gets into that patented 4-point stance for the first time and he kicks his right leg up and down like a sprinter getting into the blocks, and the ball is snapped, and he explodes into the right tackle and shrugs him off with one hand like a suit on a clothes rack and all that’s left in front of him is Raiders QB Derek Carr—that Joey Bosa proclaims himself to the world with the first sack of his career.