This is bad, diary. This is really bad. We’ve got our first ever Los Angeles Chargers home game on Sunday, but there are still tickets left. Why is no-one interested? We had the best propaganda team $20 and a soda could buy Marketing & PR team in the business working on our appeal in L.A. It just doesn’t make sense. Have the fans not heard about how intimate and cozy it’s going to be? No, that’s ridiculous. They must have heard. We fired all the employees who forgot to talk about how intimate and cozy it’s going to be.
Dean Spanos Diaries: Home Opener!
