Fredo Spanos & Sons & Family are as bad at alchemy as they are owning an NFL franchise.
No matter how furiously they try to spin their (selfishly resurrected) powder blue manure into yellow gold, they remain the Ricardos in Los Angeles.
They are The Renters, and Rams moneybags Stan and “Daughter of Sam Walton” Ann (Walmart heirs make $4 million an hour) Kroenke are the Mertzes, the landlords. Fredo gets two parking spaces.
A shame, because their ineptitude would fit nicely in San Diego at the moment, but for now there’s nothing we can do about it.