Good morning, Chargers fans!
In this week’s set of quarterback rankings over at NFL.com, instead of inserting the usual analysis on each player based off their latest performance, analyst Marc Sessler created haiku poems for all 32 current starters.
For those who need a reminder, a haiku is made of three lines with syllable counts of five, seven, and five, in that order.
Here’s what Sessler came up with for Justin Herbert:
“Human tornado
Trapped inside hyper-milquetoast
Bolts offensive scheme”
The word “milquetoast” is synonymous with bland or timid.