I’m not going to prophecy which players the SoCal Chargers will draft in 2019, now that I can’t get intel from the NFL’s Eminent Eminem, Mike Mayock, because said draft Yoda is now working for Oakland Raiders’ owner, “Bowl Cut”. Who heads up the Raiders’ Three Stooges: Mark Davis is Larry, Jon Gruden is Curly, — who is Moe? Nathan Peterman? Antonio Brown is no help: his head is now too big to fit into a football helmet. We’re sorry to see gazelle Tyrell Williams cross over to the dark side.
Chargers 2019 Draft: What not to look for
