How is it even possible that a player could launch five home runs in a series?
Never mind the fact that this is the greatest player in the history of the sport; it is beyond all belief that he would see the requisite number of pitches (due to the new, pitchless intentional walk) after having crushed the way he did in the first few games.
This guy is slugging 1.000 right here and now. That is a load of malarkey. Think about it: he has averaged a base for every single plate appearance this season aside from a lone sacrifice fly.