I don't know how these playoffs are going to end. But I do know how they are NOT going to end: in Texas.
Over the years, the State of California has collected 13 World Series trophies among our MLB teams.
After 98 seasons worth of trying, the World Series trophy case for the State of Texas looks like this:
And Texas also has one of these:
And where they go big on everything, well, in Texas they got lots of these:
Enjoy some Epic Choke Links:
Angels Baseball
Laugh Now: I need to mock Texas today, because as Alden notes, shit's about to get real in the AL West and it won't be a laughing matter anymore.