During last night's game against the Padres, Danielle Shoemaker(wife of starting pitcher Matt Shoemaker) tweeted some invaluable information to all of her followers:
Watching your husband pitch is a natural laxative.
— Danielle Shoemaker (@DanielleMShoe) May 27, 2015
Chronic constipation is something that afflicts a large portion of the population at large, let alone the Angels fan community. So you can see why this nugget of wisdom was so helpful. I'm sure many out there have tried various healing remedies for various ailments, going the big pharmaceutical route when perfectly safe and healthy Angels alternative medicine remedies are at their disposal.