Report: The Angels checked in on winning repeatedly, Fans were said to be “asking too much”

In Saturday evening’s news, the Angels were heard to be getting “increasingly active” with the upcoming deadline just under 4 short days away. A prominent reporter from a certain well-known journalistic site was the first to break the story:

Later this evening, The Series officially announced a deal with the Orioles. Why he would go there, I haven’t the foggiest. It appears that Pedro Severino, who came onto the Orioles organization this March as part of the front office’s new analytics team to be their “Angels Killer” and who is an actual person and not just a knockoff Yankee pitcher (I verified), was quite persuasive in negotiations, however.