It is hard to forget the delicious salinity of Yankees fan tears. When Shohei Ohtani took home the coveted American League Rookie of the Year award over Miguel Andujar and Gleyber Torres, the outrage that flooded social media was something to behold.
But what would it take for you to give it all up — to trade the moral victory that comes with beating out the Yankees or to exchange the blasted dingers and stolen bases and broken records? There are few commodities so precious as the chance to see history in action.