Have you ever had one of those mornings when everything just goes perfect? Like, you wake up in the morning on time without an alarm, then step on the scale and find out that you lost 20 pounds while sleeping. You look back at your bed and see your significant other lost deep in comfortable sleep and, oddly, had not realized before that moment how much they look like that Hollywood starlet you always secretly lusted for.
You go downstairs and find that the dogs haven’t destroyed anything overnight and are happy to see you, having fed and watered themselves and scooped up all their own poop.