Upton is in the house. Kate, that is, in polite society, where people routinely dish million dollar tips for “servive charges.”
This is your free as heck Astros kick Angels’ butts series preview.
After the Angels surrendered with the white flag of disaster — with a history-making 21-3 seal-clubbing of pain — there’s more to come.
No, this isn’t your normal Jessica DeLine series preview. She’s busy hitting gappers in New Orleans softball tournament, so this isn’t what you’re accustomed to.
The ticket refund window is right over there by window — twentysomething.