No right, no place in the human race.
Tonight the Angels lost their seventh game in a row, their longest slide of the season. Oh wait, what's that? You remember that fleeting victory on Thursday? So even though the Angels have lost six of their last seven, the streak is technically only at two?
You are correct. That is the truth. But I read the news. Truth is boring. I see what's happening on the Internet. We are suspended in a universal solipsism, the infinite superposition of me, me, me. My posts, my photos, my tweets, my blog and vlogs and photos and vines and tinders and ubers and lyfts and I'm going to intentionally mispyll some vowel now so you can google this and see me looking back at you forever and ever.