Three years Eppler has been the GM, and three years we have borne witness to his mannerisms, tendencies, and most importantly of all, his product. As such, it is high time we converted some of our favorite Eppler memes into jokes to share with the whole family. This is not an attack on the Angels front office, but rather, an opportunity to extract some joy out of the last three sucky years the team has experienced.
Eppler walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
”I just don’t understand it, Joe,” Eppler begins.