In what was quite possibly the match-up of the year, masculine protagonist Matt Shoemaker took to the mound against the ever-threatening Yovani Gallardo and definitely pitched 5 innings of baseball.
It started off as one would expect, with Joey Gallo hitting his 40th home run of the season, and the Angels lineup exploring just how futile an offense can be before the front office just lights a match and razes the whole darn thing to the ground.
Ohtani did not come through on two separate occasions, and everyone else hardly did anything at all.