And now for something completely different.
So I was rolling on a great write-up for tonight's game until I heard Victor say this:
This copyrighted telecast is presented by authority of the Office of the Commissioner of Baseball. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without express written consent.
Apparently I've been breaking the law. Like, criminal law. Copyright theft is a felony; I know that from all those scary warning screens I have to fast forward through at the start of every DVD.