C.J. Cron, Albert Pujols and Carlos Perez combined to be an epic combo tonight
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The Angels went nuclear on the Red Sox tonight; the team that is cooler than cool as of late got confused, mistakenly thought they were in an NFL game and dropped a few touchdowns on Boston and all their bowlcut brigade who were in attendance.
The shellacking got so outrageous and absurd, at one point I thought “Is that enough? They should just ease off the pedal and try to wrap this game up now” but then I gathered myself, laughed out loud at the silly idea of Red Sox mercy, fixed my gaze back on the television and asked my high def sports god to deliver me MOAR RUNZ.