Trade away, Jerry.
A five-game losing streak will get you thinkin'. And panickin'. And that's where I am. Sure, I've said before that I think the Angels' 2014 season was an aberration, and that the Angels' 2013 season will be a much more fitting prequel to this season when all is said and done. But after losing five straight games, some of which were winnable and some of which were out-and-out beatdowns, I'm ready to push the EJECT button.
Remember that "awesome" scene in M. Night Shamalamadingdong's third feature, Signs, where Mel Gibson's character—let's call him Protagonist With a Capital P and Some Major Emotional Weight—told Joaquin Phoenix's character—we'll call him Major Symbol—to "swing away", a callback to the way Major Symbol's sister used to remind him to swing away during his minor-league games?