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The Manchester United squad is in Perth, Australia on the first leg of their preseason training jaunt/tour/holiday.
However, while the red carpet may have been rolled out at the WACA cricket ground, it would appear that some presumably Liverpool-supporting locals have taken steps to ensure United's welcome hasn't been entirely polite.